Support us one tit wonders 🌸

By Roisín Burns

Show me the money for breast cancer education, research and patient support 🌸🌸

Fundraising hair chop ✂️

I’ll be doing a fundraising hair chop on Sunday 18 January at Sprig and Fern Berhampore at 1pm! 

The plan is simple. Anyone who has donated, or donates and is present on the day, gets to snip a chunk of my hair. ✂️

There will be photos and videos, good humour, and very little dignity. After that, I’ll finish the job and shave it all off. 🪒

Hair grows back. Research, education and support change outcomes

My why 💗

In September 2025, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. This diagnosis came after noticing something that definitely should not have been ignored. Blood from my left boob!

Not subtle. Not glamorous. Very effective at getting my attention!

October 2025 saw me say goodbye to my problematic left boob with a single mastectomy 🌸.

Thankfully due to early detection and becoming a one tit wonder, all further treatment is simply to make sure there’s no ‘cancer dust’ left behind! In other words, I’m in the lucky position that my chemo is preventative rather than life saving.

I’m heading into treatment, including chemotherapy commencing 6th January 2026. As part of this journey my hair is on borrowed time. Instead of quietly letting that happen, I’m taking control and turning it into something useful.

I’m fundraising for Breast Cancer Foundation NZ to support the work that genuinely saves lives. World class research, education around breast health and early detection, and free support services for people and families going through this right now.

The support I’ve received to date through Breast Cancer Foundation NZ has been priceless. Knowing this support exists, and that others will be able to access it too, is a huge part of why I’m doing this.

Breast cancer affects 3,500 Kiwis every year, and more than 650 people die from it. Those numbers are not inevitable, and that’s why this work matters so much.

If you take one thing from this page, let it be this; Check your boobs 🌸🌸! Get anything unusual checked. And remind the people you love to do the same. All genders need to check! Don't think you are immune!

💰 If you can donate, that’s incredible.

⏩ If you can share, that helps more than you know.

📣 If you’re cheering from the sidelines, I feel that too.

Let’s fund the research, knowledge, support and education provided by the Breast Cancer Foundation and turn one very bald head into something powerful. 💪🏻

Thank you so much for being part of this 🥰🌸🌸🥰

My Updates

🍹🌴 Not the holiday I’ve dreamt about 🌴🍹

Tuesday 17th Feb

Five sessions down, a plot twist, and a well earned chemo holiday 

I’m writing this from my chemo holiday era, which was not in the original plan but has turned out to be a very necessary pit stop.

The first five weeks of chemo have been a proper mixed bag.

The good stuff first:

The treatment is doing what it’s meant to do. I’ve stayed as active as my body allows, kept my sense of humour most days, and been completely surrounded by love through messages, check-ins, and people holding me in mind. That support genuinely carries me on the harder days.


Now the less glossy bits:

Chemo aches that feel like you’ve run a marathon you absolutely did not sign up for. Fatigue that arrives unannounced and settles in. And then, for a bit of unexpected drama, my port decided it was done with this journey. The wound opened significantly, infection set in, chemo had to be paused, and it ended with a late-night trip to theatre to have the port removed under local anaesthetic and a two night stay in hospital with several IV bags of antibiotics pumped into me. 0.5 stars. Do not recommend.


The current update is a much more positive one.

The wound is healing incredibly well, which has been a huge relief, and I’m feeling increasingly confident that I’ll be cleared to resume chemo on Tuesday if healing continues on this trajectory. A short pause was frustrating, but it was absolutely the right call to let my body heal safely.

This experience has also highlighted the very real day-to-day impact of treatment at home. Mark has been an absolute legend and has taken on all the cooking, washing up, and cleaning while I focus on treatment and recovery. To help take some pressure off him, we’re now looking into a meal delivery service to make things a bit more sustainable over the coming weeks.


On that note, if anyone has recommendations for a reliable local cleaner we could use for a few months while I rebuild my strength, I would be incredibly grateful. Practical support like that would make a huge difference right now.

What hasn’t wavered for a second is my gratitude. This journey has reinforced just how vital support, education, and research are for people walking this road. That is why this fundraiser still means so much to me.

A huge shout-out to my employer, One NZ, and their Te Rourou Foundation, who have contributed an incredible $3,000 directly to the Breast Cancer Foundation in support of this fundraiser. I am grateful to work for an organisation that genuinely backs its people when it matters most.

Thank you to everyone who has donated, shared, checked in, or simply held me in mind. I’m healing, resting, and getting ready to head back into treatment next week feeling stronger and very supported. 💪🏻

Onwards. One week at a time. 💛

🤖 Round two of chemo complete and I’m now part cyborg! 🤖

Wednesday 14th Jan
Round two of chemo was pumped into me yesterday by the lovely team at Wellington Hospital’s Blood and Cancer Centre. But not before undergoing surgery on Friday morning to insert a portacath into my chest. I now have a nifty we device under my skin which resembles a donut but all future blood tests and injections/infusions will be plugged directly into this port! 

Used that yesterday for the first time and it worth all the pain, discomfort, and even fainting before getting into theatre 🤣🤣🤣 

So far so good. Minimal side effects to date, main issue since yesterday has been the acid reflux. It feels like this cyborg has been  glugging battery acid!

Another exciting positive is that my hair follicles remain in tact and I’m confident there’ll still be a full head of hair to chop on Sunday! So mark it in your calendar and I’ll see  in the Sprig and Fern in Berhampore at 1pm this Sunday 18th Jan. You’ll be able to donate via QR code on the day and there’ll be a few wee bonus prizes up for grabs! 

Chemo session one done ✅

Tuesday 6th Jan
First dose of chemo is now pulsing through my body mopping up any ‘cancer dust’ and preventing reoccurrence! 

First dose of Immunotherapy in slowly making its way into my system providing back up support to the chemo! 💪🏻

Just need my hair follicles to hang tight for another 12-days so we can have some Chop the Mop fun ✂️✂️

We have a time and Venue!

Monday 5th Jan
My Mop Chop will be taking place at The Sprig and Fern in Berhampore, Wellington. See you next Sunday 18th January from 1pm! 

Also thank you to those who have donated, shared, and sent messages of support to date! You are truely incredible and I’m feeling so supported through this wild journey I never bought a ticket for! 

Thank you to my Sponsors

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Rachsel Bishopn

Love you my amazing friend xx

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Xin R

Sending you lots of love and strength, thinking of you xx

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Matilda And Erica

You've got this!

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Mark P

What an awesome effort! Proud of the way you're handling this unexpected journey. You're super strong and I know you'll get through this and be out the other side in no time at all.

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Anne Mcgreevy

Love from the Greevyvfamily

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Anonymous

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Gita

All the best Roisin

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Brian & Anita O'donnell

Well done Roisin! All the best for treatment & recovery x

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💰 Cash On The Day From The Raffle 💰

This is the cash collected on the day from the raffle. Updates to follow but thank you to everyone who joined in. Xx

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Sinead&colm

Sending you lots of love& thinking of you beautiful lady...

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Helen Howard

All the best Roisin

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Anna Henry

Best of luck with your treatment. Xx

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Joe And Ursula

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Eithne Cummings

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Frank Martin

You are a brave girl Roisin. Keep strong..

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Marie-therese Hannaway

Fantastic charity. 💕

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Colette Matthews

Wonderful cause.

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Rosemary &gerry Burns

So proud of you !! Your did so well at you hair shaving event!!!😂😂😂 Love you Mum &Dad

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Angela & Paddy Mcareavey

Well done Roisin !! Your dad keeps us updated on your recovery 💕

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Francesca Peacey

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Anonymous

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Emma Cooney

Smash it! Love from Emma, Darren, Liam and Alex x

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Anonymous

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Mathy Dornan

All the best Roisin

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The Warings

Lots of love Roisin From Nick, Anita, Isaac and Margot :)

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Merryn And Wendy

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Anonymous

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Trina

Sending love from Ōtautahi! You will rock the chop 💪💕 kia kaha 🫶

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David Hull

Well done Roisin!! Hope things are going well for you!! Well done for raising so much awareness and for the amount of money you have raised!!

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Gerry"s Bakery ~

~xx~

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Roger Doig

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Lorraine & Pat Nelligan

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Dale

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Anna-lena Carl

Love, from Anna and Filip

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Jodie King

Wonderful cause. Thanks so much for supporting others as you go through your treatments

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Aqshai Dayal

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Camila G

I really admire your courage and the strength you’ve shown throughout your journey. It means so much to see you fundraising to support so many others facing breast cancer. You’re making a real difference. 💗

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Venus Fesolai

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Lisa Angus

Thinking of you and know you'll rock the new hairstyle! x

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Peter Hewitt

Best of luck on your journey

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Fiona Mccoy

Good luck Roisin, we are all thinking about you x

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Betty Flanagan

Go Roisin, from Betty Cakes xo

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Pat & Michael Mckee

Well done Roisin!! Hope all goes well with your chemo!! Love Pat & Micky

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Sarah Davis

What an incredible person you are, still thinking of others while going through some serious stuff yourself. Your strength and compassion are inspiring xx

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Kylie, Gary & Annabelle Haken

You got this Roisin. Sending you lots of love and support as you go through your treatment journey. Xx

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Ted

Roisin, I hope your chemo treatment all goes well! Congratulations on raising so much for such a great charity!! Love Ted

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Noah Burns

You better get better

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Tracey

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Becky Norton

You are amazing Roisin, keep showing that incredible strength xx

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Anonymous

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Edel

Good luck with your treatment x

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Kate Wilson

Smashing it Roisín!

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Helen Beattie

Amazing work to fundraise right in the middle of things- you're such a rock star as always ❤️ Thinking of you, fuck cancer!

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Greg Dove

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Helen Renwick

Your positivity is just amazing Roisin! I will be there on Sunday to support you!!

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Maria

Bring on fun new hats and hair dos

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Sarah Mangels

Thinking of you today 💚 You are one bloody strong wāhine, and I’m so incredibly proud of you. The big C clearly picked the wrong person to mess with xx

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Dackson Lam

All the best for your treatment! And hope people facing the same challenge also gets better. It does sound like cancer treatment nowadays has improved, so, definitely support further studies on it.

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Brad Ward

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Trish

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Fiona Jan

You are so strong and brave! Sending your lots of love ❤️

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Erin Davenport

Sending love and healing to you. Love Erin x

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Clare

You got this! We all support you and love you heaps!! Xxx Love Clare, Anahera, Jamie & Lou Lou xxx

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Caro

Sending so much aroha x

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Sarah D

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Sarah Williams

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Paresh Patel

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Paul O'hara

Best of luck Róisín

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Fundtap

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Ann Maria Buckley

Well done on turning such a negative into a positive ! The very best of luck with ur treatment.

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Sara Boeyen

Love your spirit!

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Anonymous

For you, and all the other amazing kickass humans!

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Selina Murphy

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Mark & Geraldine Burns

Good luck with treatment. proud of you. Love M & G

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Rachael Young

You’ve got this 💕 …. Luv from The Youngs

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Natasha Just

Sending Virtual hugs from a NZ Irish mammy x

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Fiona Kymbrekos

Go you !

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Mary Robinson

You got this Roisín. You are one very strong young woman. Good luck on the 6th and for your upcoming treatment. ❤️

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Jonathan And Nicky Mckeown

Wishing you a speedy recovery and all the best for your upcoming treatment xx

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Patricia Joseph

You've got this girl. Sending you good energy and with you. Holler if you need anything.

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Christopher

Kia Kaha - you are amazing!

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Deanna

You are awesome 🙌.

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Rosemary & Gerry Burns

Our brave beautiful daughter!! So proud of you💕

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Karen Campbell

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Miriam Donald

Chin up ro, you have a fantastic attitude and a great sense of fun which I know from experience will help you through this time xx

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Terry Neal

Love from one one tit wonder to another, Terry

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Jude

Wee woman, u go girl, so sorry to hear your news x

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Caroline Shanks

Hi Roisin, I wish you a very happy, and positive 2026 xxx

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Maria Mckee

An amazing cause. You are one strong women💪 Sending love & hugs Kevin, Maria, Cónal, Caolán & Cara x

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Phillipa

Take care 🤣

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Bec & Chris M

So sorry to hear you are going through this Roisin. All the best with your treatment xxx

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Anonymous

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Jane Wrigglesworth

A wonderful cause. Good luck!

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Jeni P

You’ve totally got this you amazing lady 👊🏻🥰

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Marie Mckeown

Good luck Roisin with your treatment, you can beat this, as you are one very strong woman. Love Marie & Cliff 😘

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Kirsty And Paul

Love this idea. You rock. Totally up for getting involved with the chop. See you there xxxx

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Monica Brookes

Kia kaha!

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Jess

Oh my goodness Roisin, I had no idea! I hope the chemo isn't too rough on you. Will be thinking of you XX

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Emma B

You are incredible, brilliant, amazing lady! 👏

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Sean Magee

Roisin, excellent initiative. Wishing you all the best for a happy and healthy 2026.

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Paul Hodgson

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Loreen Lee

Best wishes Roisin💞

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Nicki P

Rock on you gorgeous human 🤘

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Sarah Murphy

Thinking of you and supporting you always! Sarah Murphy x

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Anonymous

Here's to wonky boobs! Much love to you, Ro. You are an absolute gem of a human & are so loved xxx

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Angela Lewis